Zach Braff is a weasel
Zach Braff
Nothing like a sordid Hollywood love triangle to spice up the day:
Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson have reportedly hit a rough patch. The stars of “The O.C.” fell in love while working on the show, and it “looked like they were on their way to getting engaged just a little while back,” a source told Star, but “are going through a really difficult period right now.”
One reason, according to the insider, may be because of Bilson’s friendship with Zach Braff, her co-star from “The Last Kiss.” “Zach calls Rachel a lot and they talk on the phone like girlfriends,” says the insider. “But what really eats away at Adam is when Rachel starts talking about how mature Zach is. No guy appreciates his girlfriend comparing him to another guy.”
I can’t wait for the showdown between Zach and Adam. I’m picturing a fight with a lot of scratching, pulling of hair, and possibly an eye gouge or two—not unlike a fight you’d see by the old oak tree in 4th grade.
If I was drilling a chick as hot as Rachel Bilson and Zach started talking to her on the phone “like girlfriends,” I would take a fucking pipe to his head. And then I’d get his sister pregnant and shave my initials into his dog. Dude would know I meant business.
By the way, the last line of that article is totally untrue. My girlfriend use to compare me to Verne Troyer all the time. She said my penis was at least 14% bigger. I told you yesterday I was all man.
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Hmm, Zach Braff or Adam Brody. This girl’s got a tough decision to make. I mean, which one does she pick? The goofy looking, wimpy one with dark hair? Or the other goofy looking, wimpy one with dark hair?
Nick come on, those long stories, I am falling asleep here. The picture of the pretty girl next to that geek is enough to look at and comment on
mmmm
bilson is the delicious dish for
whomever grooms her beav ,