You think his favorite player is Jason Kidd?

February 16th, 2007

Even Michael Jackson's fans are freaks

One person you won’t be seeing courtside at this weekend’s NBA All-Star Game in Las Vegas is Michael Jackson. Wacko Jacko couldn’t get coveted courtside seats because he waited too long to ask. An “insider” told the New York Post:

…the front-row seats had already been promised to Jack Nicholson, Christina Aguilera, Jay-Z, Diddy, Nelly and Adam Sandler. “The tickets he wants are not available at this time” (Source)

And because it’s not 1986 anymore. Could you imagine the spectacle of Michael Jackson at an NBA basketball game? The giggles. The freakish stares. The nonstop complaints about all the gross men with facial hair and deep voices. Is it possible for a fan to get thrown out of a game for goosing a ball boy?

NOTE: If this picture isn’t one of the funniest things you’ve seen in your entire life, you’re lying

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3 Comments on “You think his favorite player is Jason Kidd?”

  1. Whammer Jammer
    February 16th, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Scumbag child molesting pedophiles shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near basketball arenas. Or anywhere else, for that matter. Wacko Jacko should be beaten senseless, then shot repeatedly.

  2. CUS
    February 16th, 2007 at 11:00 am

    Did he snot all over his hand? Gross.

  3. woody
    February 16th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    “because it’s not 1986 anymore” - classic!

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