SUMMER IS HERE, PART 89

Whitney from The Hills in a bikini
Bauer-Griffin

OK I promise you this is the final post of the week featuring one of those bitches from The Hills. It’s just that I was blindsided yesterday by a cache of about 75 bikini pics of Lauren, Audrina, and this chick. I think–no, I hope–she’s one of the boom mike operators. She reminds me of a semi-retarded Katherine Heigl, only more retarded.

NOTE: That last sentence was pulled directly from my wedding vows. Love ya’ honey!

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5 Comments on “SUMMER IS HERE, PART 89”

  1. Astrid

    Bless her heart; she’s on a show full of idiots. Luckily, she’s the smartest one, the only one with a college degree, the only one with a real job, the only one with any sense of drive or dignity.

  2. Margo

    She’s tarded too.

  3. jacquie

    i love the hills can’t wait for season 3 to get to the uk
    i need more brody, how hot is he!, gorgeous, more pics more brody pics

  4. TheExpatriot

    I could have done without the picture of her with the mouth open and no sun glasses.

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