Usher finally figured out this whole lesbianism thing

Usher knows lesbians
“Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyke!”

I like to think 1000 years from now people will quote Usher the way they now quote Confucius. In an interview in next month’s Vibe, the singer said:

“It can never be bad to have a foundation as a man — a black man — in a time when women are dying for men. Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men. Are you not studying the stories?” (Source)

Usher’s got it all wrong. Porn movies have taught me that women become lesbians out of curiosity, not due to a lack of men. After all, that new temp is pretty attractive . . . I wonder if she’d be into a three-way scissor with Sue from HR?

[WENN]

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4 Comments on “Usher finally figured out this whole lesbianism thing”

  1. Just Saying

    I cant’ sing but I went to college, so that’s how I know that this is wrong on a number of levels. Go make love in the club, sweetie.

  2. Calamity Jane

    He can’t even tell the difference between a woman and a man. Have you seen the bitch he married? Tranny!

  3. mel

    he’s such a damn moron. how do these retards become famous and make more money than those of us who actually have a brain? uggggghh

  4. The balck “men” in Africa are raping the women.

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