Tyra Banks stalker on the loose

Tyra Banks stalker arrested, released
A man stalking Tyra Banks was arrested last week and then promptly released by a Manhattan Criminal Court Judge. Brady Green, 37, has been pestering the former supermodel with letters, phone calls, and flowers since early January. Last week the “burley ex-con drifter” took a bus from his native Dublin, Georgia to Tyra’s New York studios in the hopes of meeting with her. The New York Post says:
Green was carrying a large duffel bag stuffed with magazine write-ups about Banks and notes to himself about his various attempts to reach her, they said. Cops were called to the scene, where Banks said she feared for her safety. Green was cleared from the premises. But at 7:22 p.m., Green was back - sitting across the street in a window seat at a McDonald’s, drinking coffee and flipping through one of his magazines, said witness Jesus Nuñez. Nuñez described the 6-foot-2 Green as “huge, strong with a lot of muscles.” Green told police he was homeless, although he appeared clean and dressed in neat, casual clothing, they said. Cops arrested him in the restaurant and charged him with stalking, harassment and criminal trespass.
The next morning, Green appeared in Manhattan Criminal Court and pleaded not guilty to the charges. No bail was requested, despite Green not having provided a New York address. Judge Anthony Ferrara released him on his own recognizance - but issued an order of protection for Banks. (Source)
Can’t these stalkers do anything right? For maximum effect, you’re supposed to wait in your “targets” bushes until she comes home from work. Then, as she exits the car, you’re supposed to jump up in your clown suit and shout “Surprise!” as you unbuckle your pants. While she’s running away screaming, you chase her down and show her the dolls you’ve made of her using hair from her shower drain. And then you both live happily ever after. Trust me, it works EVERY time.
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Holla at your boy Tyrone for shizzle! Alls I need is $100 and he’ll be in the Jersey river by sundown. Trust.
That’s what happens when Mr. Jay and Miss Jay are your bodyguards.
*crickets*
Apparently Mr. Green hasn’t seen Tyra’s armpits.
hahaha is it that bald guy in the background?