Top 10 Worst Female Celebrity Bodyparts
August 18th, 2008
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10. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Hips
9. Jennifer Garner’s Toes
8. Paris Hilton’s Wonky Eye
7. Jennifer Lopez’s Ass
6. Tori Spelling’s Boobs
5. Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hands
4. Mischa Barton’s Thighs
3. Jenna Jameson’s Lips
2. Tara Reid’s Stomach
1. Amy Winehouse’s . . . Pick Something
I agree with all of the pictures except Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hips, they look curvy and voluptuous, nothing wrong with that!
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing about hewitt. I’d be glad to have her spread those sexy thighs for me.
I challenge #3 screw Jenna. What about the biggest duck lips, Nikki Cox?
and Foof you rock, another lover of curvy and voluptuous.
Yeah…i have to agree…J Love looks pretty good to me
also where’s Pam Anderson…lots to choose from there
How about: Madonna’s arms or Cher’s cheeks?
Yes I know JLo’s pushing 40 but she still has the booty.
What is with the picking on women called Jennifer - Hewitt and Lopez are just curvey sexy women and there nothing wrong with that. garner toes is a bit weird she should really just wear filled in shoes
there’s no picking to be done…just leave it in amy winehouse..i mean you could make a whole list just with her
jennifer garner is the best i can’t see what i wrong with her pinky toe..it’s just birth mark… it’s normal
the picture of Mischa Bartons thighs were photoshopped. Later pictures proved the cellulite was about a tenth of that.. they enhanced it so it would stand out in the shot. If you’re gonna do this shit get it right.
Nothing wrong with JLH hips
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Agree, Tori’s boobs are yuck. Bad silicon, hehe.
But … ROFL on this:
“1. Amy Winehouse’s . . . Pick Something”.
You can’t be so mean, LOL LOL LOL.
Kind of sad, but still funny about Amy. She used to look normal, cute even in her pre-fame days. Now she looks like someone I would see standing out on the corner, doing jobs for crack rocks.
http://www.arenamagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/winehouse.jpg
Sad…
What did Jenna do to herself. She is starting to look like Winehouse!
what about madonna’s arms/hands? Those are pretty scary…
jennifer lopez’s ass and love hewitts hips do NOT belong on this list… sorry guys
To those that say Love-Hewitt and J-Lo don’t belong on the list - did you click the pictures. WOW, no thank you. Love-Hewitt looks like Grimace! That’s not curvy, that’s a pear.
Jennifer’s Love has recently loss 20lbs. She is back in the dream girl catagory. Should not be here.
Love Hewitt…perfection (just ask John Mayer…her body is a wonderland); J-Lo…heterosexual men understand…amazing. I agree about garner’s toe…kind of scary…but I would happily ignore it to get to the rest. Best of the list is Winehouse…total freak.
This is the dumbest damn list I’ve ever seen. What kind of blind, ignorant assclown did you get to make this? JLH’s hips are what all these other skinny women in Hollywood need to aspire to. Right there with JLo’s ass, it’s what is sexy, because it’s what men want. We’ve been screaming it for years, but nobody’s listening: MEN LIKE HIPS AND ASS! All of us. Mischa Barton..not sexy. Paris..not sexy. Kate Moss..not sexy. Skinny isn’t sexy. How many times must we say it?
amy winehouse…i’d love to pick something. you know she’d ride you harder than any of the rest
I love Jennifer Love Hewitt’s…they look exactly like my hips:( and i thought guys liked my hips!
“#7″?????!?!?!!!!
Clearly you guys don’t like asses (or possibly women). Jennifer Lopez’ ass is mesmerizing.
Whoever put J-Lo and Jennifer Love Hewitt on this list must be fond of stick figures like the Olsen twins or Keira Knightly. Come on -curves on a woman are sexy!!!
pretty dead on except for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jen Garner. They’re both still damn cute and nowhere near as nasty as the rest of this list
There is nothing wrong with being curvaceous and having hips. To even include Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Lopez on this list is an insult to them and to all of us with shapely and curvaceous figures. So now we must all have stick figures, and look like toothpicks! Everybody else deserves to be on this list.
Neither of those jennifer’s are fat, they’re both gorgeous and natural and so the criticism is unfair. You should pick on the bitches who have fucked around with the cosmetic surgery. How bout lil kim’s nose, madonna’s cheeks, victoria beckham’s legs? etc etc
If you think that no one should pick on curvy woman then you shouldn’t also pick on thin woman and called them toothpicks figure.
Body type shouldn’t be the standard on describing a woman.
I think both Hewitt and Lopez looked amazing though.
even with all the money they have..they still can’t get a good plastic surgeon. Check out this cosmetic surgeon from Newport Beach, he did a good job on me - http://drmichaelniccole.wordpress.com/
Oh Yeah…jennifer love hewitt and jennifer lopez…they both look mesmerizing.
the critics just dont wanna admit the truth.
and the truth is that they look curvy..
more so i got nothing against petite,skinny women…
i love the way Amy sings tho she really needs to get her life on track!
Your kidding right? JLo and JLH belong no where near this list….not even close, what kind of nut job put them on this list? If your going to make a list of 10 worst body parts, try and pick someone to make the list that has an appreciation for beauty and women. Real Women have curves, there is nothing attractive about a flat ass woman, or one that is shaped like a 12 year old boy.
As for lips, should have been a tie, have you seen Britney Murphy’s lip job? Gross. You should have left out JLo and put in Madonna’s jacked up arms, Tara Reid’s Boobs or Julia Roberts distorted face (Joker smile that is way too damn long and when she does smile, as if she ever stops, her top lip touches the bottom of her nose, on the bright side, she always knows when she needs a tic tac)
And do better homework guys, Mischa Barton? Those photos were already discredited, maybe you should have simply but her on the list for having an oversized square head, that is not photoshoped.
Pretty good job but some big ass blunders, but still this list can show people, especially young people, that so called celebrities, are really just regular people and some are even more jacked up than the rest of us.
@$$m@n also appreciates the curves on a woman, and is surprised to see so many who feel the same way about J. Lo. and J. Love H. The rest of the list - spot on. As for Sarah Jessica Parker - we would have also accepted face. The same goes for Tori Spelling. And I didn’t know Jen Garner had an unruly toe. The rest of her is pretty hot.