Tommy Lee is horny
Splash News
Tommy Lee allegedly had sex with a “blonde party girl” on Sunday night. Which isn’t really news in itself except that it happened on top of a table at Dune nightclub in the Hamptons during the afterparty for P. Diddy’s annual “White Party.” One witness told the New York Post:
“When Tommy walked in, he asked, ‘Is it cool to have sex in here?’ The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting.” (Source)
I hope he at least had the class/couth to hand out goggles to the restraint’s patrons. I mean really it is the Hamptons. On a completely unrelated note, I heard back in Tommy’s High School days he was once challenged by a classmate to see who had a bigger schlong; Tommy’s reply: “I’ll just pull out enough to win.” Or maybe that was Milton Berle . . . either way we can all agree that Tommy Lee has a large, almost novelty-like, penis. There’s a lesson somewhere in this story. I think.
Sad, Tommy Lee has become a cartoon character. A cartoon with Hep C.
GO TOMMY LEE - Still a sex god.
I threw up in my mouth when I read that. How whoriffying! Disgusting. He’s gross.
Well, to be fair, he asked permission first. THEN, he banged her ass out on the table. What’s not to love?