The obligatory Anna Nicole Smith story
Anna Nicole Smith is afraid her dead son, Daniel, is trapped in the afterworld–because he has no one to turn to:
The former model worries her late son Daniel was too young when her former husband J Howard Marshall died in 1995, and won’t be able to make contact with the oil tycoon in the spirit world. Smith says, “I’m afraid that he’s stuck. I’m afraid that he has nowhere to go. I don’t have anybody that’s dead that he can go to. He was very small (when Marshall died) and I’m just scared that he doesn’t know anybody and he’s afraid.”
Shouldn’t we all be ignoring Anna by now? Or maybe just play sound effects whenever she talks (perhaps the soothing sound of rainfall or a babbling brook). I’m having a hard time figuring out if Anna or this ruler I have sitting on my desk has an easier time forming a rational thought. Considering this ruler often kicks my ass at Jeopardy, I’m gonna have to takes its side.
Note: I’m posting a picture of a Saleen S7 Twin Turbo in place of Anna. Why? Because this car makes me horny and Anna doesn’t, that’s why.
Perhaps he can meet up with that ghost that Anna Nicole said had sex with her.