The Hulkster’s getting sued

Mr. Nanny: Defining movie of our generation? . . . actually, no.
Along with his wife Linda, Hulk Hogan is being sued by the family of John Graziano — the guy his son Nick almost killed while street-racing last year (pics below). The suit claims that the Hulkster and his estranged wife Linda should be held legally responsible for the accident because they knew of their son’s “need for speed and knew that he had souped-up his vehicle for the purpose of racing.” TMZ says:
[The suit also alleges] Hulk purchased alcohol the day of the accident — August 26 — and that Hulk “knew or should have known” Nick was driving under the influence of the crash and he failed to take appropriate action. (Source)
This is why I try to abandon all my children before they’re born. With the way lawyers are nowadays, nice guys like myself can’t be too careful. Plus less money spent on diapers = more money for beer. Score!

What a beautiful family. I think I’ve seen their profiles on hahahayallaresoscrewed.com.
Brooke is the only one not named in the lawsuit. Happy, Mr. Nick? *snorts*
Brook should be in the law suit too, cause if she was there she could have picked up the car and carried it home before it crashed. what kind of brother is she
Graziano deserves a large part of the blame since he wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
The Hulk should holla at Vince McMahen for his old job back. Nick should be out buying some lube and oils for prison.