“Ten laxatives a day”

Britney driving in L.A. yesterday

Britney Spears’ visit to the UCLA Medical Center is going about as well as you’d expect. Aside from hurling profanities at staff, Britney’s accused her mom Lynne of “sleeping with my boyfriend” and “stealing moonshine from ma still out back.” Well maybe not that part about the still but she did accuse her mom of sleeping with her boyfriend. On a completely unrelated note, TMZ adds:

Our sources say Britney said she was on Adderall, a stimulant used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder, and was taking up to ten laxatives a day. Side note — cameras caught Spears a few days ago picking up a bagful of laxatives. (Source)

There’s a joke somewhere in there about Britney being full of shit but I’m not going there. One fecal-themed joke a day is my limit thank you very much. BTW, is there a more disturbing phrase in the English language than “bagful of laxatives”? I may not be able to masturbate for hours after reading that.

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