Wilmer Valderrama

Well that was quick

Minka Kelly out and about in Beverly Hills in January

Remember last week how Minka Kelly are the recently-single Wilmer Valderrama started dating again? Wilmer already dumped her. Hit it and quit it. From Us Weekly:
“They stopped dating,” an insider told Us this week. The pair, who first dated back…

Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama are back on

Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama are dating again. The two were spotted together in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend, which seems an unlikely place to randomly run into each other. The two dated in 2012 before Wilmer started dating…

Demi Lovato is single

Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato in New York last October

Sorry about the lack of posts yesterday. Had some technical difficulties, but things should be back to normal today. Now to catch up on some news. Like Wilmer Valderrama and his girlfriend Demi Lovato. They’re engaged! Just kidding. They broke up.

Ha ha, you suck, Wilmer Valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama is officially an afterthought

Congratulations, Wilmer Valderrama: you’re officially an afterthought. Here’s a screenshot from one of my paparazzi agencies of Demi Lovato and Wilmer leaving an office earlier this week. Wilmer has officially been downgraded to “boyfriend.” Sorry, dude, but that’s what happens when your girlfriend pays your…

Wilmer Valderrama is smooth as silk

Wilmer Valderrama and a mystery woman in Miami

FYI: Wilmer Valderrama probably had sex with this girl he met at the beach in Miami on Sunday. I don’t know how this impacts your life in the least, but I just thought you should know. Carry on with your day . . .

Rare photo of Wilmer Valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama in Miami

Rare photo of Wilmer Valderrama not inside a 22-year-old up-and-coming actress. Is he feeling all right? Aw geez, I hope he’s not depressed.

Wilmer Valderrama is banging Eva Longoria now

Wilmer Valderrama and Eva Longoria leaving the funeral of Mexican-American actress Lupe Ontiveros in Pico Rivera, CA

It’s official: Wilmer Valderrama has banged everyone in Hollywood. Hell, I’m sure even Betty White has sucked him off a few times. From Star:
Just a few days after her split from N.Y. Jets

You cocky mesh-wearing sonofabitch

Wilmer Valderrama arriving at LAX airport

Wilmer Valderrama has officially hit the “I don’t give a shit anymore” level. His cockiness level is so high after nailing so many young, wide-eyed Hollywood starlets (the latest being Minka Kelly, who flew into LAX with him) that he’s now openly wearing ridiculous…

Wilmer Valderrama is tapping that ass

Minka Kelly leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills

Wilmer Valderrama has a new notch in his bedpost: Minka Kelly. Your move, John Mayer. May I suggest Miss [insert Eastern Bloc country here]? From the New York Daily News:
Minka Kelly is swapping ball players for the Hollywood…

Wilmer Valderrama is a true gentleman

Wilmer Valderrama outside his apartment in New York

Pacific Coast News says that’s Wilmer Valderrama in New York yesterday sending “a new mystery girl home in a cab” no doubt after a night of carnal pleasure. Wow, he actually walked her out and hailed a cab for her? The most…

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