Vince Vaughn

Good news and bad news

Vince Vaughn arriving on a flight at LAX

The good news is that Vince Vaughn lost a ton of weight and is no longer at risk of contracting type 2 diabetes. The bad news is that he now has no control over his bladder 🙁

It never stood a chance

Vince Vaughn at the USA vs. Finland hockey match at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver (2/26) Sure Canada, rub our American noses in your Winter Olympics-record 14 gold medals, but I guaranfuckingtee you our fat celebrities can eat hot dogs faster than your fat celebrities. And it’s not even close.

Vince Vaughn is married

Vince Vaughn is married, hungryVince Vaughn got married on Saturday. Oh joy. From Us Weekly:The actor, 39, married his girlfriend Kyla Weber at a quiet ceremony in Lake Forest, Illinois on Saturday Jan. 2, his rep confirms to . . . the ceremony took place before “several dozen friends and family” in an “opulent,…

Leave Matthew alone!

Matthew Perry arriving to Nobu in Malibu (8/23) Matthew Perry (kids, ask your parents who he is) is slowly transforming into a bitter old man. Get off my lawn! From the National Enquirer:Vince Vaughn and his ‘Hangover’ pal Zach Galifianakis had a blast over dinner on the patio at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on July 30.

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