Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise flipped off the paparazzi

Suri Cruise arriving at school in New York

Suri Cruise is seven and already flipping off the paparazzi. Go ahead, cross her and see what happens. She may just be seven now, but each day, her dark heart grows stronger, filling with more rage.

Suri Cruise is starting her own fashion line

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise in New York

Suri Cruise — all seven years of her — has allegedly signed a multimillion dollar deal to come out with her own fashion line. Whatever. I bet nothing fits me. A source told The Sun:
“Suri is only seven but she is…

Suri Cruise has a body double

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise arriving at the Music Box Theatre in New York

Apparently Tom Cruise is so worried about Suri Cruise being kidnapped that he’s hired a body double for her as a protective measure. Suri’s basically now a mini version of Saddam Hussein, you know, except she…

Suri Cruise is going to have a very merry Christmas

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise in New York

Separated parents trying to buy a child’s love. There’s nothing more special around the holidays. From The Sun:
Her mum Katie Holmes has spent more than $48,000 on presents for the youngster, who this year watched Katie and her dad Tom Cruise…

Suri Cruise demands a private jet

Tom Cruise and Suri Cruise in Manhattan

In his bid to win the affection of his daughter Suri, Tom Cruise is creating a little monster. A little monster WHO MUST BE DESTROYED! Well, maybe not. But she is going to be a high maintenance little bitch when she gets older.

Suri Cruise is gonna be a gazillionaire

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise leaving Chelsea Piers in New York

I remember when my parents stopped me from signing a multimillion-dollar fashion contract when I was five. Gosh they were such jerks! From the Chicago Sun Times:
Even though Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s little fashionista daughter has been…

Suri Cruise’s life is way better than mine

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and Suri Cruise heading to dinner at Buddakan restaurant in New York

Is it “wrong” and “inappropriate” to want to punch a 5-year-old little girl? If you think it is, you may reevaluate your position once you read this story about Suri Cruise’s recent trip to…

Suri Cruise dresses nicer than most women I know . . . and Tuesday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 16

Suri Cruise out and about in New York (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar filming Ringer in Malibu (pics start here)

Miss Australia Jesinta Campbell at the Australian premiere of Horrible Bosses in Sydney (pics start here)

Michael Jordan and his girlfriend…

Suri Cruise bent on world domination

Suri Cruise leaving Science World in Vancouver, Canada

Suri Cruise has accomplished more in 5 years than I have in 30. Kill self? From the New York Daily News:
A younger woman has edged out style mavens Sarah Jessica Parker, Cate Blanchett, Lady Gaga and Nicole Richie, according to Glamour…

Dammit Suri Cruise is cute . . . and the afternoon links

Suri Cruise in Vancouver

+ This week in Showtime boobs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Zac Efron is banging some hot ass [IDLYITW]
+ Emma Stone was sort of a nerd in high school [Celebuzz]
+ Anja Rubik is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miley Cyrus is getting Amy Winehouse’s sloppy seconds [Just

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