Simon Cowell

Sorry about stealing your wife

Simon Cowell arriving on a flight at LAX airport

Simon Cowell is real sorry about being attracted to his good friend Andrew Silverman’s wife Lauren. And then hitting on her. And then kissing her. And then having sex with her. And then impregnating her. And then getting engaged to her.

Simon Cowell’s dogs are racist

Simon Cowell’s dogs attacking a paparazzo in Miami

Simon Cowell, his fiancee, and his dogs have been on vacation in Miami for about the past week or so. They’ve been followed by a ton of paparazzi, but they’ve only attacked the black one. Hmmm, so I guess you can train…

Almost . . . almost . . .

Lauren Silverman in Miami

I don’t know how the hell Simon Cowell’s baby mama Lauren Silverman didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction earlier this week in Miami. I mean, those are some enormous cans she’s keeping under wraps. She’s like the anti-Britney Spears. Britney could have a wardrobe malfunction in a…

The new Range Rover Ambulance Sport

Simon Cowell’s Range Rover outside Lenox Hill Hospital in New York

You may have heard that Simon Cowell’s girlfriend/fiancee/lover Lauren Silverman had a baby over the weekend; if you haven’t yet, I’m delighted to be the first to tell you that Simon Cowell’s girlfriend/fiancee/lover Lauren Silverman had a baby over…

Simon Cowell enjoying a smoke with his pregnant girlfriend

Simon Cowell leaving Barne’s New York in Beverly Hills

Is cigarette smoke still bad for pregnant women? Okay, just checking. On the bright side, at least Simon’s baby will be skinny. Nothing worse than a fat little baby.

Simon Cowell has way too much money

Simon Cowell and his Bugatti Veyron

Is there such a thing as too much money? Simon Cowell admitted to Ellen Degeneres on her show that he’s only driven his $1.7 million Bugatti Veyron twice. Well, duh. Thing gets like 8 miles/gallon. Via the Daily Mail:
Simon said he bought the black…

Simon Cowell’s baby was aborted

Simon Cowell leaving his apartment in New York

Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend Sinitta revealed to The Mirror over the weekend that Simon knocked her up in 2009, but she never told him and had an abortion. Because why would you want to have some obscenely rich guy’s baby? That’s just crazy…

Lauren Silverman says she’s not a gold digger

Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman on the set of The X Factor in L.A.

Even though she’s a confirmed gold digger, Simon Cowell’s evil genius baby mama Lauren Silverman doesn’t want people to think she’s a gold digger so she’s devised an ingenious plan to actually be photographed with Simon in…

Lauren Silverman is meeting the mom

Simon Cowell leaving a party in London

I guess Simon Cowell is really serious about Lauren Silverman — he’s introducing her to his mom. Awk. Ward. “So you’re the married woman who tricked my son into knocking her up?” A source told Closer magazine:
“Lauren is flying to the UK…

Simon Cowell is dating that married chick he knocked up

Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman in St. Tropez

After rumors that he wasn’t, then he was, then he wasn’t, it turns out that Simon Cowell is dating his friend Andrew’s wife that he knocked up, Lauren Silverman. The two were spotted walking around St. Tropez holding hands and kissing. At…

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