Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell is one fine piece of ass . . . and the afternoon links

Rosie O’Donnell in Miami

+ Hayden Panettiere looking hot as hell [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Christina Ricci in a see through top (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Amanda Bynes to die this year [The Blemish]
+ The most risque celebrity swimsuits [Celebuzz]
+ Analu Campos looking absolutely gorgeous [Brobible]


Rosie O’Donnell had a heart attack

Rosie O’Donnell had a heart attack

Rosie O’Donnell admitted on her blog yesterday that she had a heart attack last week:
i became nauseous
my skin was clammy
i was very very hot
i threw up

i did not call 911
50% of women having heart attacks never call 911

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley > Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Moet & Chandon Etoile Awards in London

Mentioned last month that Rosie O’Donnell (coincidence: the woman above is also named Rosie) has a hot new girlfriend, “sexy” businesswoman Michelle Rounds. They’ve only been dating for a few months, but Rosie’s already giving her the “cupcake treatment”:…

Here comes the sexy!

Rosie O’Donnell has a new girlfriend

C’mon you didn’t think I’d let the whole week go by without at least one ultra-sexy story, did you? Take it away Chicago Sun Times:
Now we know the identity of the beautiful, mysterious blonde who has been spotted at Rosie O’Donnell’s side on several…

Rosie O’Donnell is a bitch

Uh oh, I think she’s hungry

Is Rosie O’Donnell a bitch who is determined to go through life making people as miserable as her? Yes, yes she is. You totally nailed it. From the National Enquirer:
Big-mouth busybody Rosie O’Donnell, killing time at the O’Hare airport bar/lounge when her flight out…


Rosie O’Donnell could have nailed Petra NemcovaI don’t know how I missed this yesterday in the story about Rosie O’Donnell almost hooking up with Angelina Jolie, but she almost hooked up with Petra Nemcova as well. Of course she did. Why wouldn’t a smoking hot supermodel be attracted to a cranky old lesbian? From the…


Rosie O’Donnell almost nailed Angelina JolieYesterday on the Howard Stern Show, Rosie O’Donnell admitted the unthinkable. She could have banged Angelina Jolie. GTFOOH. From Us Weekly:”She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.”We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner…

Celebslam friendly PSA

Rosie O’Donnell and her new female friend in Miami (10/25) Remember ladies, if Rosie O’Donnell ever attacks you from behind and puts you in a headlock, you bite.* And then you run like hell. Make sure to put some distance between you and her — 75 feet or so — before you call the police.

Who would you bang?

Rosie O’Donnell and Angela Lansbury at The Dramatists Guild Fund Annual Benefit Gala in New York

Angela Lansbury. And it’s not even close.

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