Portia de Rossi

So Portia de Rossi sounds pleasant

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi catching a flight at LAX airport

Apparently Portia de Rossi makes her household staff maintain strict silence around her. And they have to sacrifice their firstborns to her as well so she can toss them into her fire cauldron. Tough job, but great benefits.

Ellen Degeneres is a lesbian?!? . . . and the Weekend’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, July 9, and Sunday, July 10

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi arriving to Wimbledon in London (pics start here)

Demi Lovato performing her Future Now tour at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon on her way to a spa in…

Ellen and Portia are not doing well

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi leaving Maxfield in West Hollywood

What comes after gay marriage? Unhappy marriage. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, step right up, you’re the next contestants on: Why in the fuck did we get married?. From the National Enquirer:
Celebrity journalist Randy Jernigan, a veteran…

Caption Time!

Portia de Rossi at a horse farm in L.A.

MY CAPTION: Oh, I didn’t know Portia de Rossi and Sarah Jessica Parker were friends.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

Get a room

Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi on a boat in St. Barts

It’s one thing to live an “alternative lifestyle” like lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, but it’s another thing entirely to rub that alternative lifestyle in the face of God-fearing Christians such as myself. Just look…

Monday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Monday, December 27

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi in St. Barts (pics start here)

Model Sophie Anderton in Turkey (pics start here)

Emmanuelle Chriqui leaving the ArcLight Hollywood at the Cinerama Dome after catching a movie (pics start here)

Paris Hilton in Maui (pics

Portia de Rossi hates men

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi out and about in L.A.

Portia de Rossi is pissing a whole bunch of people off in Australia because she refuses to be interviewed by a man during the promotional tour for her new book. Grrrrrr, that makes me so angry! From the San Francisco

Ellen needs a new stylist

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (4/18) Ellen DeGeneres needs a new stylist or something. Just look at what she wore to Madeo restaurant on Saturday with her best friend Portia de Rossi, who she’s mysteriously always pictured with. You know how the rumor machine works in Hollywood with…

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