Octomom is in rehab

Octomom at a roast at XL Cabaret in New York

Citing the need to deal with the “anxiety, exhaustion, and stress” caused from an addiction to Xanax, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has checked into rehab. Sorry fellas, her vagina’s gonna be closed for the next month. From ABC:
“Ms. Suleman has…

Octomom feels ‘empowered’ by her porn

Octomom in West Palm Beach

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman told CBS 5 in Phoenix last week that her new job of rubbing herself silly on film (in the awesomely-titled porn Octomom: Home Alone) has left her feeling empowered because she can finally pay her bills without my help (me being a…

Octomom is very patriotic

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Nadya “Octomom” Suleman at the beach in L.A.

What, you’ve never seen a mother of 14 in a bikini top and party hat? This is the exact image our Founding Fathers had in mind when they fought for our independence.

“To be prepared for war is one of the…

Octomom is pretty much a porn star now

Octomom: Coming soon to a fetish video near you

Well this is one way to pay the rent. Octomom is trying to sell a fetish video where she whips a man in a baby diaper and bonnet. From TMZ:
The video was shot recently in her L.A. area home.  The video shows…

Octomom is now dating

Octomom leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (2/12) Mom, lock up your sons. Octomom is officially on the hunt. From RadarOnline:Love was in this air this weekend, even for single mothers-of-14, as Nadya “Octo-Mom” Suleman enjoyed her first date in four years on Saturday. An insider told RadarOnline.com that the lucky fellow’s name is A.J.,…

Quickies Redux

Nadya Suleman (aka “Octomom”) outside her home in L.A. (1/15)

+ Anderson Cooper is one standup dude [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler’s x-rated naughtiness [PopEater]

+ Rebecca Gayheart boob slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Selena Gomez is trapped in a love triangle [DailyFill]

+ Emmanuelle Chriqui has one…

The Octomom bikini pics are here

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Octomom bikini pics!These were making the rounds late last week. Not sure when they were taken. Judging by the level of the ocean, probably around high tide a few Saturdays ago in Malibu. Aside from that, I know what you’re thinking: Octomom’s at the beach but you don’t see a chair, an umbrella, a beach…


Nadya Suleman (aka “Octomom”) at Elegant Nails in L.A. (12/5)

+ Sarah Chalke from Scrubs looks great in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Megan Fox’s “hacked” nude photos [The Superficial]+ I want this celebrity tattoo [College Humor
+ Vikki Blows is famous in England, naked [IDLYITW]
+ Travis Barker got paid [Wonderwall]

The Octomom is f’ing crazy

Nadya Suleman (aka the “Octomom”) at San Clemente State Beach in San Clemente, CA (9/5) Is it just me or does Octomom look kinda hot in that picture? Wow, I can’t believe I just said that. From the Chicago Sun Times:Here’s one of the weirdest items of the day: I’ve learned the Octomom herself, Nadya…

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