Lisa Marie Presley

Lisa Marie Presley is drunk

Lisa Marie Presley arriving back to her hotel in London

In Lisa Marie’s defense, those stairs look almost exactly like the sidewalk. Look, they’re practically the same color. I bet people who just drank half a bottle of vodka trip over them all the time. What kind of sick bastard designed…

Lisa Marie is eating herself to death

Lisa Marie Presley arriving to Annabels nightclub in London last OctoberI guess it’s fatty day here on Celebslam. I know, sorry. I promise I’ll make up for it later with pictures of skinny people, and if you’re lucky, maybe even a few with eating disorders. From the National Enquirer:Lisa Marie Presley’s weight has recently ballooned…

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