Kourtney Kardashian

That looks like it hurts

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Kourtney Kardashian swimsuit pics!

Since we haven’t posted about the Kardashians in nearly 20 hours, here’s Kourtney Kardashian in Miami on Sunday. I don’t know the exact rules on this, but I think that swimsuit is technically the new father of her children.

UPDATE: Confirmed. Thanks, Jeff!

Kourtney Kardashian in yet another swimsuit . . . and the Weekend’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, September 17, and Sunday, September 18

Kourtney Kardashian on vacation in Miami (pics start here)

Shailene Woodley leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Naomi Campbell arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving Libertines nightclub in…

Um, Kourtney, your, um, you know, um

Kourtney Kardashian at the beach in Miami

In hindsight, maybe it wasn’t the best idea to buy the extra small swimsuit when the salesman recommended the medium. Oh well. Live and learn and cameltoe. Wait a minute . . . did I just find the perfect title for Kourtney Kardashian’s memoirs?

Kourtney Kardashian is still on vacation

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Kourtney Kardashian on a yacht off Monaco

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian on a yacht off Monaco yesterday, which is a way I’ve always wanted to describe myself. Where are you? “On a yacht off Monaco! . . . okay fine, I lied. Detroit.” 🙁

Kourtney Kardashian is on vacation

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Kourtney Kardashian on a yacht off Antibes, France

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian picking her wedgie while yachting off Antibes yesterday. Her mom Kris Jenner is also on vacation, but I couldn’t manage to find any pictures of her because she never came out of the yacht….*looks under couch cushion*…”Money?” Oh Kris,…

Safe to say Kate Upton is not a fan of the Kardashians

via Kate Upton’s Snapchat

Do you want to become my new favorite bikini model? Because that’s how you become my new favorite bikini model.

Bikini Pics from the Holiday Weekend, PART 3

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Kourtney Kardashian in Miami

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian not-quite-in-a-bikini over the Fourth of July holiday weekend. Maybe she just wanted to stay covered a bit because she knew the paparazzi would be taking pictures of her? Nice try, Kourtney, but I ain’t buying it. “Kardashian” and “modesty” go together about as…

And so began the end of the Kardashians

Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan leaving Loulou’s in Mayfair

Kourtney Kardashian actually hung out with Lindsay Lohan last night in London. The two had dinner at Ours restaurant and then partied at Loulou’s private members club in the uber wealthy area of Mayfair. Above is Lindsay leaving Loulou’s, presumably right…

Kourtney Kardashian is very fashionable . . . and the Weekend’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, May 21, and Sunday, May 22

Kourtney Kardashian at the grand opening of Jewel nigthclub inside ARIA Resort in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Paris Hilton returning to The Dorchester Hotel in London (pics start here)

Mel Gibson and Erin Moriarty at a photocall for…

Kourtney is no Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian in Miami

Is Kourtney Kardashian sick or something? I’ve never seen a Kardashian wear something so conservative — especially to the beach. Full swimsuits are supposed to be for women with a sense of modesty. The only thing Kourtney knows about modesty is that she fucked a guy…

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