Kim Kardashian

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Because inanimate cell phones aren’t slutty enough. More…

Kim Kardashian, innocence lost

Kim Kardashian leaving her makeup artist’s birthday party at Kinu restaurant in Paris

Here’s Kim Kardashian leaving Kinu restaurant in Paris on Saturday night — some of the last pictures taken of her before she was robbed on Sunday night. Ah, Saturday. It was an innocent time. It was a…

Kim Kardashian tied up and robbed inside Paris apartment!

Kim Kardashian leaving the Off White show during Paris Fashion Week

Kim Kardashian was tied up and robbed of more than $10 million in jewelry last night at her apartment in Paris. The assailants — who stormed the apartment at 2:25AM posing as policeman — successfully escaped on bicycles because…

Squeezing in Kim’s nipples one more time this week

Kim Kardashian arriving at Ferdi restaurant in Paris

I didn’t think I could squeeze Kim Kardashian’s nipples onto the site one more time this week, but by golly, I did it. I actually did it. Never stop believing in yourself!

This is some solid advice

Kim Kardashian arriving at Restaurant l’Avenue in Paris

If you ever see Kim Kardashian in public — like Ukrainian journalist Vitalii Sediuk did yesterday in Paris — DO NOT try to plant a kiss on her ass. She employees real-life ogres:

In case you’re wondering, yes, Vitalii…

Kim showing off her new ring on Instagram

Kim showing off her new ring on Instagram

Kim Kardashian is now wearing roughly the GDP of Burundi on her left hand, and now the entire world knows it. Other than waking up in a bathtub full of ice with no hands, gee, what could possibly go wrong?

I wonder what she wears to Parent-Teacher Conferences?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West leaving their hotel in Miami

I think it says a lot about you as a mom if you wear something like that and it’s only the second sluttiest thing you wore in public over the weekend.

Kim Kardashian is noticeable

Kim Kardashian arriving at a studio in Miami

I was going to make a joke here that something about Kim Kardashian is more noticeable than usual, but nope. That’s completely usual.

Kim Kardashian showing off her ‘spray tan’ last night in Miami

Kim Kardashian’s spray tan selfie

Without mirrors, would Kim Kardashian exist? And without Kim Kardashian, would mirrors exist? These are the philosophical questions that keep me up at night. And alcohol-induced narcolepsy.

Kim Kardashian, reality exhibitionist

Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York

Wow, Kim Kardashian lasted all the way until late Tuesday this week before wearing a see-through outfit with no underwear. We should ask the children behind her for their opinion because, oh, you didn’t hear? Kim Kardashian wears see-through outfits with no…

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