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Katy Perry and John Mayer are doing it again

Katy Perry and John Mayer leaving The Nice Guy in West Hollywood

In case you care, Katy Perry and John Mayer are doing it again. They were seen leaving The Nice Guy nightclub together last week. You can’t tell, but it’s her. Katy wouldn’t show her face because she passed…

Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely back together. Also, KATY PERRY MAD!

Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely back on

Confirming months of rumors, Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely back on. The two were spotted at a party at Katy’s house over the weekend (above). Apparently Katy wanted John back because she loves his mind, sensitive nature, and spiritual openness.

John Mayer is trying too hard

John Mayer leaving the Mantage Beverly Hills

John Mayer is trying too hard. Using a tie as a belt really only works if you’re so hipster that you don’t even own a belt. It doesn’t work when your belt collection is worth more than most people make in a year.

John Mayer probably banged Kelly Monaco

Kelly Monaco at the 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards in Beverly Hills

Raise your hand if you’re shocked that John Mayer cheated on Katy Perry? Okay . . . that makes zero hands. A source tells Perez Hilton that John was banging Kelly Monaco pretty much the whole time he was…

Katy Perry was paranoid

Katy Perry out and about in Sydney, Australia

Katy Perry dumped John Mayer, not because he cheated, but because she was worried he’d cheat. Oh, I’m sure she’ll get over that paranoia with the next famous guy she dates. Because women are very rational. From In Touch Weekly:
“She always…

That didn’t take long

Katy Perry kicks John Mayer out

A few days after Katy Perry dumped John Mayer, a moving truck was spotted outside her home in the Hollywood Hills. Ouch, she doesn’t waste any time. This is the celebrity equivalent of throwing all his shit on the lawn. I just hope a famous,…

Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up

Katy Perry in better days

Katy Perry and John Mayer are no more. Despite blowing cash on strippers like all couples in love do, E! is claiming that the two split up earlier this week. And they have no quotes or evidence whatsoever, so you can take this news to the…

Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely possibly getting married. Maybe.

Paris Hilton at the Chanel show during Paris Fashion Week

According to unnamed internet sources, Katy Perry and John Mayer are close to getting engaged. Unnamed internet sources? I’m convinced! From Hollyscoop:
“They are definitely going to get engaged very soon,” a source close to Katy exclusively told Hollyscoop, saying…

John Mayer has Katy Perry in the palm of his hand

Katy Perry on her way to Nobu in London

It’s almost embarrassing how cock-whipped John Mayer has Katy Perry. A true swordsman, this guy. She tells the new issue of Billboard:
“[John is] literally is a genius, as is evident from his songwriting. I always tell him, ‘Darling, you know…

John Mayer proposing to Katy Perry?

Katy Perry leaving The Lion in New York

Is John Mayer propopsing to Katy Perry? If you believe anonymous internet sources — and why wouldn’t you? — then yes, yes he is. From Life & Style:
“John has been asking Katy’s friends tons of questions, like what kind of engagement…

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