Jersey Shore

Those Jersey Shore assholes are making a killing

Snooki and JWoww in Seaside Heights

$2.55 million buys one hell of an abortion. I’m just saying, Snooki. It’s not too late. From Radar:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio are each taking home $150,000 per episode, with a season running about 12 episodes,…

The Situation is free

The Situation at Newark Liberty International Airport

The Situation is officially out of rehab. After spending a few weeks at the Cirque Lodge in Utah to deal with substance abuse issues, he was spotted at the airport in Newark, New Jersey yesterday. The guy above tweeted a pic of him…

Snooki’s bi

Snooki sorta comes out of the closet

Snooki dropped a BOMBSHELL on the Huffington Post yesterday when she revealed that she’s bisexual . . . I’m kidding of course. No one cares about this poster child for why abortion should actually be encouraged.
HuffPo: Snooki, things got hot and heavy with…

The Situation is an idiot

The Situation in all his greasy glory

The headline obviously goes without saying (he is on Jersey Shore, after all), but still — The Situation is an idiot of astonishing proportions. From In Touch Weekly:
“He has nothing left,” a former pal says. So what went wrong for the reality star,…

Caption Time!

Vinnie Guadagnino leaving CVS in Hollywood

MY CAPTION: Vinnie from Jersey Shore spotted leaving CVS last week after spending an unusual amount of time in the “Itching, Scratching, and Burning” aisle.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

Deena’s doing that thing again with her butt

Deena Nicole Cortese is one classy bro

Much like last month (see here), Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese was spotted walking around Seaside Heights today in her Ronald Reagan shorts (because the last time she fit into them, Ronald Reagan was President). And much like last month, a little piece of…

JWoww is top heavy . . . and the afternoon links

JWoww on her way to a tanning salon in Seaside Heights, New Jersey

+ Mila Kunis has some hauntingly sexy eyes [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kate Upton in her bare necessities [Popoholic]
+ Halle Berry is fighting with her ex again [Just Jared]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

Aw yeah baby

Deena Nicole Cortese shopping in Florence

If you’re like me, you can’t get enough of Jersey Shore’s Deena and her flabby ass. So here’s some pics of her in Florence last week. Aw yeah baby. So hot. I just hope she doesn’t fuck her body up by joining a gym.

Jersey Shore is really building up a lot of goodwill for the U.S.

The Jersey Shore girls leaving a laundromat in Florence, Italy

I don’t know what’s been more devastating to the city of Florence, Italy: the Black Death pandemic of 1348 or the Jersey Shore invasion of 2011. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Officials in Florence, Italy, are upset about the hoopla…

When you got it, flaunt it

Deena Nicole Cortese outside the Jersey Shore house in Florence, Italy

Flynet says Jersey Shore’s Deena exposed “a little too much of her bottom” Monday while filming in Italy on Monday. So, what’s the big deal? Deena’s been working hard, eating lasagna and fettuccine alfredo literally every day to get…

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