President Obama lands in Brussels

Jay-Z and Beyonce leaving Brussels Airport

Here’s President Obama and his huge police motorcade leaving Brussels airport earlier this week — oh no wait, that’s Jay-Z and Beyonce. My bad. Citizens of Belgium, your tax dollars at work.

Rich people doing rich people things

Beyonce on Ile Sainte-Marguerite

Here’s the newest feature we’re rolling out on Celebslam: Rich people doing rich people things. Basically it’s a bunch of rich people doing rich people things. Like Beyonce, Jay-Z, and friends docking their yacht and visiting Ile Sainte-Marguerite earlier this week. Oh splendid. My absolute favorite…

Beyonce is noticeable

Beyonce off the Amalfi Coast in Italy

Here’s Beyonce taking a tender to her yacht off the Amalfi Coast in Italy last week. Nothing. I understood nothing about that last sentence. Actually, check that: week. I at least know that a week is a unit of time. So aside from…


Jay-Z is a huge failure

Remember Tidal, the music service that Jay-Z launched last month to compete with Pandora and Spotify? He promised it would put an end to the big music services taking advantage of the tiny, struggling artists, and used such tiny, struggling artists as Madonna, Kanye West, Rihanna,…

Jay-Z bought Ace of Spades

Jay-Z bought Ace of Spades

Jay-Z is now the proud new owner of Armand de Brignac — aka the overrated, overpriced champagne in the gold bottles. All flash and no substance. You know Jay-Z couldn’t pass that up. From the New York Post:
Jay-Z specifically bought the interest in Armand de…

Settle down Jay-Z and Beyonce

Jay-Z and Beyonce leaving the Royal Monceau Hotel in Paris

Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting just a little bit full of themselves. They had the entrance to the Royal Monceau Hotel in Paris tarped off so all the mouth breathers on the street couldn’t catch a glimpse of them. Because,…

Jay-Z skipped leg day

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Jay-Z and Beyonce out and about in Portofino, Italy

Trying to silence divorce rumors because look how in love they are oh my gosh they’re so in love, Beyonce and Jay-Z are currently strolling around Portofino because look how in love they are. That’s the two of them on Saturday.

Jay-Z is allegedly banging this chick

Casey Cohen in Long Beach, New York last year

Is Jay-Z having an affair with 1OAK VIP hostess and former Princesses of Long Island star Casey Cohen? How the hell am I supposed to know? In Touch Weekly seems to think they are. A source told the mag:
“Jay probably sees…

Beyonce’s little sister attacked Jay-Z

Solange Knowles at the Met Gala last week

No one knows why, and they haven’t issued a statement or anything, but after last week’s Met Gala, Beyonce’s sister Solange attacked Jay-Z in an elevator — and it was all caught on camera. The three of them were leaving the afterparty at…

Jay-Z and Beyonce are still shopping at Barneys because fuck you

Jay-Z and Beyonce leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills

Wow, black people following white people out of Barneys. What a pleasant change.

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