September 22, 2016 - 10:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow out and about in Chinatown, London
Gwyneth Paltrow says we’re all just sexist. In an interview with sister-toucher Lena Dunham about her website/newsletter Goop, Paltrow says the only reason people have criticized her is because she’s a super successful woman who didn’t “stay in her lane.” #humblebrag #thatswhywehateyou:
August 9, 2016 - 10:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hamptons Paddle & Party For Pink in Bridgehampton
Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow doing her best impression of Charlotte McKinney at a fundraiser in The Hamptons over the weekend. For comparison’s sake, here’s Charlotte at last year’s Teen Choice Awards:
Nailed it, Gwyneth.
May 26, 2016 - 1:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow is officially single FYI: Gwyneth Paltrow is officially single. The actress and her estranged husband Chris Martin reached a divorce settlement today that’s about a billion times less messy than the shit going down with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Via People:According to a court document filed by Paltrow, the couple have entered…
February 4, 2016 - 1:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at LAX airport
Gwyneth Paltrow tells the new issue of Glamour that people have it all wrong about her. She didn’t achieve success because of her rich and famous parents — they gave her nothing. Everything she’s accomplished in life is because of her own hard work.
December 11, 2015 - 1:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow at Rob Lowe’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony
Gwyneth Paltrow is so annoying that she doesn’t even get mad when someone steals hundreds of thousands of dollars from her. God dammit, just be normal and cuss some. From the New York Post:
Though it seems the robbery was…
December 8, 2015 - 5:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow out and about in Beverly Hills
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop pop-up shop was robbed in New York over the weekend. Police have issued an APB for a group of individuals who targeted the store because of their intense hatred of Gwyneth. So that narrows it down to EVERYBODY ON…
October 27, 2015 - 5:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow at The 25th Annual Environmental Media Awards in L.A.
Oh, did you hear the news? Gwyneth Paltrow is a Victoria’s Secret model now. Because that’s who wears dresses like that. Victoria’s Secret models.
October 13, 2015 - 10:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow at the BlogHer 2015 conference in New York
During a speech at Variety’s Power of Women luncheon on Friday, Gwyneth Paltrow, dripping with condescension, revealed that she was told to stop using “S.A.T. Words” because the knuckle-dragging masses simply don’t understand that kind of shit. Ugh, I’ve had…
October 6, 2015 - 8:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow at The Hamptons Paddle and Party in Bridgehampton
Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t had to worry about money a day in her life. Literally not one day. She wants to move to Beverly Hills? Ok. Never mind, what about Aspen? Sure. And maybe another home in the South of France?
August 11, 2015 - 5:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow arriving on a flight at LAX airport
You know how Gwyneth Paltrow always says annoying shit and makes up annoying terms like “conscious uncoupling”? Turns out she doesn’t actually do any of that and it’s everyone else’s fault. Oh, what a relief. I guess we all owe her…