Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes oh damn

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Doutzen Kroes in Formentera, Spain

Here’s Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes looking absolutely stupid hot on vacation in Formentera yesterday. Okay, sure she looks this good now, but just wait until she has a kid. Bye, bye, body.

UPDATE: I’ve just been informed that Doutzen actually had a son in…

Doutzen Kroes in a microscopic dress . . . and the afternoon links

Doutzen Kroes at the Sidaction Gala Dinner in Paris

+ Who the hell would buy this shit? [WWTDD]

+ Irina Shayk undressing for Vogue [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Tori Spelling hits rock bottom [The Superficial]
+ Vicky Jeudy nip slip at the SAGs (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Except her face, right?

Model at Midnight: Doutzen Kroes

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Doutzen Kroes

Dutch model Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes is godlike

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Doutzen Kroes bikini pics!
(Ibiza, Spain)

Remember those pictures of Brazilian model Julia Pereira I posted earlier? Doutzen Kroes thinks that bitch is fat.

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Doutzen Kroes leaving the Versace show during Paris Fashion Week (7/5)

Doutzen Kroes may need some new shorts

Doutzen Kroes’ wardrobe malfunction

What’s a supermodel to do when she suffers a wardrobe malfunction? Instagram it, of course. Douzten Kroes’ ass broke through her shorts yesterday and she was kind enough to share it with everyone. Meh. Jonah Hills just calls that “Tuesday.”

Oh hi Doutzen Kroes

Oh hi Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes instagrammed a few pics of her boobs from a photoshoot earlier this week, and in one of them you can definitely make out some nipple. Jonah Hill actually did the same thing, but let’s not post those pictures.

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Doutzen Kroes at the beach in Miami (3/30)

Doutzen Kroes almost had an oopsy

Doutzen Kroes in Miami

Doutzen Kroes was doing a swimsuit photoshoot for a magazine yesterday in Miami, and her nip damn near made a slip. And it would have been completely her fault because she wasn’t even wearing the swimsuit as intended with the straps over your shoulders and not…

Doutzen Kroes is photogenic

Doutzen Kroes is naked

Here’s Doutzen Kroes butt ass naked for Russel James’ new book Angels. I just saved you $141. No, seriously. The book full of naked supermodels only costs $141. I guess I can put down the dull butter knife and keep my kidney after all. Score!

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