Chris Brown

Chris Brown has nine lives

Chris Brown has nine lives

So remember a few months back when Chris Brown threatened that model with a gun, she complained to police, there was a straight-out-of-a-Michael-Bay-movie stand-off at his house, and then he was finally arrested? Oh, and police found a bunch of guns and drugs. Nothing is going…


Chris Brown is being all Chris Browny again

Chris Brown at the Power 106 charity basketball game in L.A. Chris Brown has finally weighed in on the growing “sit or stand” National Anthem controversy with an eloquent, thought-provoking essay published in this morning’s Wall Street Journal. Just kidding. He sat during the National Anthem at a charity basketball game in L.A. Oh, at…


Chris Brown arrested for assault with a deadly weapon

Chris Brown at the Fresh Island Festival in Novalja, Croatia
(7/14)

The standoff at Chris Brown’s house is over and, surprisingly, it didn’t end in a hail of gunfire. I think arresting officers felt bad for him because he skipped leg day (above). On the bright side, Chris was arrested for…


Very good chance Chris Brown becomes a statistic today

Chris Brown at NikeLab X Olivier Rousteing “Football Nouveau” Collection Launch Party at Cite Universitaire in Paris
(6/1)

Police are currently camped outside Chris Brown’s house in Tarzana and waiting for him to surrender after a woman called 911 earlier this morning, claiming the singer pulled a gun on her. As…


Chris Brown went all Chris Brown on his publicist

Chris Brown performing at Globen, Stockholm
(6/2)

Chris Brown was just fired by his publicist after a huge mess where he was supposed to bring a vanilla cake to her birthday but he got mixed up and ended up bringing a red velvet cake and it was just a nightmare and…


Chris Brown is an asshole, you say?

Chris Brown celebrating his birthday at Drais nightclub in Las Vegas
(5/8)

Breaking news about Chris Brown: He’s a fucking asshole. He’s now terrorizing his neighbors and their children. From the L.A. Times:
Los Angeles police are asking the city attorney to decide whether to charge Brown after an incident Wednesday…


Chris Brown hits the town

Chris Brown out and about in Paris, France
(3/6)

Flynet says this is Chris Brown “hitting the town” in Paris last night. Oh, I get it. He’s out for a night of fun and revelry, which is often informally described as “hitting the town.” I can’t be the only one who…


Is secondhand smoke bad for a 1-year-old?

Chris Brown at the Cannes Film Festival last year

By all measures, Chris Brown is a horrible person rivaled in history only by villains like
Adolf Hitler and maybe Joseph Stalin. But is he horrible enough to carelessly give his baby daughter asthma? Let’s go to the child’s mother (aka…


Oh what the fuck

Chris Brown and Scott Disick leaving 1OAK nightclub in West Hollywood
(1/19)

Has there ever been a more unlikeable pairing of friends than Scott Disick and Chris Brown? The two were seen leaving 1OAK together on Tuesday night, no doubt the trunk of Chris’ car filled with candy stolen from babies.


Chris Brown kicks off 2016 in the most Chris Brown way possible

Chris Brown at Drai’s Nightclub in Las Vegas
(1/1)

He assaulted a woman. Chris Brown kicked off 2016 by assaulting a woman. Err, allegedly. Let’s not jump to conclusions about this peaceful little koala bear. From USA Today:
Singer Chris Brown is part of an ongoing investigation by the Las Vegas…


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