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2014: The Year in Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Starting my Christmas celebration early (*makes scotch drinking motion with thumb and pinky*), so here’s a gallery chock-full of the most hideous pictures of the year. Like that of Katie Holmes, above. Katie somehow beat out both Joan Rivers and Cameron Diaz to headline this gallery. That’s like me beating Usain Bolt in…

Hollywood’s Poker Players

When they aren’t busy shooting their next big hit, Hollywood celebrities need some downtime like the rest of us. With the world’s capital of gambling just a short flight from the capital of movies, it’s no wonder that many A-listers decide to blow the latest multi-million check burning a hole in their pockets at the…

Celebslam Presents: It’s Cold Outside, a gallery

Every time a nipple hardens, an angel gets its wings. Gallery has 30 pics, so click around. My Fiero needs a new carburetor.

Celebslam Presents: Celebrities without Makeup, a gallery

Celebrities without Makeup, a gallery

It’s been far too long since we’ve had an ol’ fashioned post full of celebrities without makeup. And that ends now. Jennifer Love Hewitt headlines the latest gallery. Rumor is if you repeat her name three times in front of a mirror, she invades your soul…

Celebslam Presents: Wardrobe Malfunctions, a gallery

Wardrobe Malfunctions, a gallery

This is the first time in the history of Celebslam that I’ve done a Wardrobe Malfunctions gallery where Paris Hilton wasn’t the headline pic. I wish I could say I was joking, but I’m not. It was an incredible streak while it lasted. Paris was basically the…

The Top 10 Sexiest Actresses to Watch For in 2014

Rose Byrne When the calendar flips over to a new year, there’s always a lot of looking back, particularly in the entertainment community. And for those of us who can’t get enough of Hollywood’s beautiful actresses, a lot of it centers on things like “Sexiest Roles of 2013,” or “Best Sex Scenes of 2013,” etc.

Top Five Sexiest Poker Players

In A Streetcar Named Desire, Mitch is convinced that poker and women do not mix. “Poker shouldn’t be played in a house with women.”We beg to differ.With the boom in poker in recent years, more women have joined the ranks of poker professionals. Strong-willed and beautiful, the poker ladies in this article are the sexiest…

2013: The Year in Bikinis

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Closing up shop early for the new year. Celebslam will be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow, unless I’m hungover. So Thursday. We’ll be back Thursday. Until then, enjoy this mega gallery of every single famous chick that wore a bikini this year. Like Rachel Bilson. For looking so damn good in…

Celebslam Presents: The Train Wrecks of 2013

Good morning, fans. Are you ready for the last list of the year? I know I am, and here it is: The Train Wrecks of 2013. It’s just a little list of the people whose misery brought a little joy into our mundane lives this year. Enjoy and Happy New Year.


2013: The Year in Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Here’s a roundup of all the most hideous pictures of 2013, or as I call it: the year Sharon Stone turned 100. No, but seriously, she is quite . . . quite old. Sharon Stone is so old that, when she was born, the flag of the United States had 48 stars. No,…

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