Before and After

Kara DioGuardi looks different

Kara DioGuardi looks like hell

That’s former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi at the opening night gala of the musical Cinderella in Hollywood on Saturday. Is it just me, or would this picture make a great anti-meth billboard? “6 months ago, this woman was a judge on the most popular show on…


Before and After

Britney Spears is airbrushed

Here’s the before and after pics of Britney Spears’ new campaign with Candies, also know as “what I’ve been working on the last hour, I hate you animated gifs.” Now I’m not going to claim that these pictures are airbrushed, but the guy that runs the photoshop department…


Jessica hates her tat

Jessica Alba at the 2010 Tribeca Film Celebration held at the W Hotel in Hollywood (2/23) Jessica Alba has a case of tattoo regret (before and after pics above). She’s getting the hideous tattoo on the back of her neck lasered off. According to my vivid imagination, Jessica thinks the tattoo makes her seem “too…


‘The fact I was famous last year for gaining 10 pounds is ridiculous’

Jessica Simpson, before and after her weight gainYou thought the most ridiculous part of Jessica Simpson’s interview with Oprah on Wednesday was Oprah’s claim that Jessica was a size 4 at the infamous chili cookoff apperance? Nope. Jessica wants us to believe everyone was making fun of her because she gained just 10 pounds. Hold…


Before and after

Alessandra Ambrosio is drunkThursday was a banner night for supermodels getting wasted. Posted those pics of Cindy Crawford earlier and here’s Alessandra Ambrosio before the Los Premios MTV 2009 Latin America Awards, and after the afterparty at Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. Apparently the only drink they serve there is moonshine.


Before and after

Cindy Crawford is drunkOn the left, Cindy Crawford before the Omega Constellation 2009 Launch party in London last night, on the right, after. On the left, Cindy Crawford before blowing her husband in a taxi in full view of the driver, on the right, after.


The night before, the morning after

On the left, Eva Longoria leaving Beso restaurant in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, on the right, Eva at LAX airport on Thursday morningI don’t know who Eva Longoria’s makeup artist is (George Lucas?), but he needs a raise. Holy crap. I’m surprised he didn’t sign her face like a painter when he finished applying…


Before and after

Katie Price leaving Balans restaurant in London (7/19) Before and after pictures — one of the reasons I’m glad I’m not famous. Could you imagine waking up the morning after a night of heavy drinking and seeing these kinds of pics of yourself splashed across the internet? One pic you’re smiling, anticipating a night of…


Mischa Barton looks different

Mischa Barton at the Dior fashion show in Paris in January (L) and at the Harrods Summer Sale launch in London in June (R)

Is she using a different eyeshadow? Something seems different about her . . .


WHEN SUPERMODELS ATTACK!

Karen Mulder in 1995 and 2009Former Victoria’s Secret Angel Karen Mulder was arrested in Paris today after making a series of “vicious” telephone calls to her plastic surgeon. Gee, I wonder why? From the Daily Mail:Dutch-born Mulder, who made her name in the nineties alongside Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen and Kate Moss, was thought to…


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