Super Bowl > Britney
The Super Bowl is better than Britney
Britney Spears’ dad Jamie really wanted to visit his daughter on Sunday — he did — but he was too busy “catering” a Super Bowl party *wink*. In a declaration signed by Jamie and obtained by TMZ, he wrote:
“I was unable to visit the hospital during the day because I had to work: I am a cook, and I was catering a large Super Bowl party. While I was working Britney called my cell phone at least four times. She called me about every 20 minutes. During one call, she said, ‘Daddy what are you doing?’ and I told her I was cooking. Britney said, ‘What are you doing cooking, daddy? Why are you not here with me?’ I told her, ‘Baby, daddy’s got to work.’” (Source)
Isn’t the whole point of exploiting your kids so that you don’t have to work a day again in your life? I think Jamie didn’t study the handbook well enough if he’s still slaving away in the kitchen. Why hasn’t he sold one of those Ming vases Britney has in her hallway? Just empty out the kitty litter and chicken wings and that thing’s easily worth $2 million. You know how many lottery tickets that’ll buy. I could see Jamie grossing at least $250k when all those are scratched. Do that four times and he could retire with a cool million in the bank.
NOTE: Maybe Jamie should get some pointers on how to take advantage of his daughters from this guy.
‘Daddy what are you doing? What are you doing cooking, daddy? Why are you not here with me?’
How old is she? 5?
He didn’t want to work; he needed to work. He’s not independently wealthy, nor does he receive money for his daughter. Man, I am so sick of reading about this stupid family.