The Goot’s nailed 600 chicks

Steve Guttenberg is a womanizer
Steve Guttenberg is a womanizer

Things we now know about Steve Guttenberg after his interview with the New York Observer:

  • his nickname is “the Goot”
  • he left L.A. because a maĆ®tre d’ passed over him for Tom Cruise
  • he loves alcohol
  • he loves weed
  • he loves women

From from the article (full read highly recommended):

The Goot does have his vices.

“I indulge in wine, and I love vodka, I do,” he said. “And I love scotch, you know. And I love weed. And I love women. And I do have, you know, those

“If I feel lousy, I’ll do what the next president of the United States did: smoke a joint,” he said. “It’s documented in his book. I’ll go into a bar and down two beers. I’ll go out with women, because it’ll make me feel better. Women that I shouldn’t be around, but maybe they’ll make me feel better.”

He estimated that he’s dated some 600 women, but still hasn’t found Mrs. Right. He hopes to; he wants a family. (Source)

Life isn’t fair. A Z-list actor like Steve Guttenberg has banged 600 chicks over the years and I’ve only been with 550? I knew I should have majored in Drama! If Steve really wants to start a family he should probably stop dating Cornell grads. Studies show that a woman without an education is 10 times more likely to get pregnant than one with. Case in point: 3/4s of Hollywood right now.

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2 Comments on “The Goot’s nailed 600 chicks”

  1. Carlos

    Unfuckingbelievable. This guy is the reincarnated “Shemp,” and he pulled that much ass? I’d rather see more Carrot Top news.

  2. Pete

    Soooo there are thousands of SLUTS in California and all of them will spread their legs if they think you will help them with their career or you have lots of money so no big surprise that he naiked 600 sluts

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