Spencer’s totally doing Heidi up the butt
“Two tickets to Analtown!”
How do I know? Check out Spencer’s latest advice from his “YO SPENCER!” column from Radar Online:
YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
SPENCER: If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.” (Source)
Methinks Spencer knows way too much about coaxing a girl into forbidden sex. I knew he was into that shit — no pun intended — you can just tell. Heidi has that look of defeat in her eyes that only comes from a dick up your ass or being from Florida.
INVITEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why the long face?
I would soooooooooooooo like to take a tire iron to his head!! But yet I would still do HER in the ass. Weird huh?
At least they won’t reproduce. *shudders*
I think that you’ve made a mistake in your headline for this little tidbit. I think that you meant to say something like this:
“Spencer’s totally taking it up the keister by Heidi and a strap on.”
Of course I to wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but as to the intellectual level of the conversation, one can only take so much, “and then she said, and I said, and she said, and I said, and then she butted in and said…”
Who the hell are these boring white people and why the fuck should I care.
That is not a chick that is two guys and the skinnier one looks like a man. that is a horse face worse than SJp’s!
Q.U.E.E.R
yer fuckin’ funny!
He always looks like he is hosting a cheesy game show.
Like that golden oldie, “Let’s make a deal.”
In the interview, I think he may be referring to a girls belly button.
For real yo’
TIRE IRON!!!
That hair. That smile. That tie. That jacket. That dude is totally closeted.