Somalia? More like “Fun”malia

Harrison Ford is too old to be Indiana Jones

Since it was announced that Harrison Ford would be starring in the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise–due to hit theatres in 2008–the star has been on a “grueling fitness regime.” Ford last played the role of the professor/adventurer/archeologist nearly 18 years ago while still a spry 46-year-old. According to his girlfriend, Calista Flockhart:

“He’s on a strict high-protein diet. He’s eating lots of fish and vegetables. It’s hard but he’s already looking great for it. He wants to make sure Indy is as tough as he always was.” (Source)

I love it when old people try to act like they’re still valued members of society. It’s so darn funny. Like Somalia, what with its dirt roads, sectarian violence, lack of potable water, and high infant mortality rate … It’s a laugh riot!

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One Comment on “Somalia? More like “Fun”malia”

  1. Danila

    Love your site. Your humor cracks me up every day

    Thanks!

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