“Sobriety suits me”
Lindsay Lohan leaving a party in 2006
Yes, Lindsay actually said that. In an interview with the March issue of Paper magazine, the star recalls her troubled 2007:
“I had a lot going on in my life and [alcohol] was a way of hiding from it. I hadn’t seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress ’cause I was constantly working and never took time to stop. Everything was go-go-go, and the easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night. You know, you don’t have to think when you let go sometimes.”
Her 2007 stint in rehab forced Lohan to take time out to reassess. “There’s not really much else to do when you’re sitting in a treatment center. It’s like, ‘Why am I here? Let’s think.’”
Lohan reiterates that she is sober now, saying that “I never feel like I have to do anything. I wouldn’t be if I didn’t want to be,” but adds that, “[sobriety] suits me.” (Source)
So we’re supposed to believe she doesn’t drink anymore? The only way you can really tell if Lindsay’s sober is by monitoring the value of Anheuser Busch’s stock. Up 7 percent on Monday means she’s off the wagon. Down 10 percent on Tuesday means she’s back on. Of course if that doesn’t work, the answer is in the trees . . . that she hits.
NOTE: Not only does sobriety not suit Lindsay, neither does her birthday suit.
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sober doesn’t live here anymore
Somebody should tell her to stop lying in those AA meetings. It doesn’t stand for Always Available now does it, Linds?
Well I don’t know about you bitches but I like to get a good buzz on before I go to my AA meetings. That way I feel more comfortable about sharing my new found sobriety. Workin’ the steps.
I go to AA for the free doughnuts, y’all. *drinking hooch*
NICK,
i love lindsay lohan posts cause everyone just bashes her. its pretty sweet. thanks for the laughs.
She’s so full of shit. Lies, lies, and more lies. Skanky whore.
Ugh, I have always thought this skank got hit by the ugly stick. Plus, she’s frumpy.
Not just the ugly stick Cuddles. This bitch got hit by the What The Fuck Truck. Then she blew the truck driver.