Shanna Moakler getting Jenna’s sloppy seconds

Shanna Moakler nailing Jenna Jameson's ex

Those rumors about Shanna Moakler reuniting with her estranged husband, Travis Barker, are definitely false. Last week Moakler was seen in Beverly Hills having an intimate dinner with Jenna Jameson’s ex, porn producer Jay Grdina. According to sources, the two have been dating for the last few weeks. According to other sources, Grdina seems to be missing a vowel in his last name. That aside, you gotta feel for this guy since the dating scene has to suck if you used to be married to a hot porn-star like Jenna Jameson. Every date would end up with you at home, dissapointed, wondering why that chick you met at the grocery store wouldn’t let you stick that piece of fruit in her ass. It’d be like losing your virginity to Jessica Alba. Really nowhere to go but down from there. It’s why I had to turn her down when she asked me to take her Junior Prom a few years back.

8 Comments on “Shanna Moakler getting Jenna’s sloppy seconds”

  1. Jonathan

    Damn she’s such a whore

  2. Some-1-U-Know

    what a fukin slut!

  3. Superevil

    Half the country is Jenna Jameson’s sloppy seconds.

  4. Natto

    Honey, you spelt disappointed wrong.
    X

  5. i agree with jenna jameson being hard to replace,she has some of the most amazing oral talents on the planet.Dont know if i’d make the same comparison with alba.

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  6. tig

    who’s the whore jenna or shanna, b/c jenna hasnt had sex onscreen in 6 years and shanna’s trying to get with everybody and their momma b/c she’s probably broke.

  7. Have you seen her in the morning? She would not be a sight to wake up to. My advice to the new guy is kick her out before morning. Jenna hmm She’s a classic.

  8. Michelle

    Whatever, Shanna is hot…

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