Sarah Jessica Parker is not as difficult as Barbra Streisand

According to The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker, Sarah Jessica Parker has it written into every contract that “no matter where in the world she’s filming, the New York Times must be delivered to her door daily…no matter what the cost.” The only reason I mention this boring story is because Walker also wrote that Barbra Streisand used to demand that flower petals be scattered into the toilet bowls at the hotels she was stayed at when she toured. That’s right folks–flower petals into the toilet. I learned in health class that the only thing that should ever be put into a toilet is human waste, and maybe torn up love letters from my ex-girlfriend. Will I ever be able to love again? My mind says yes, but my heart keeps telling me no. Coincidentally, the judge that issued the restraining order also said no. Dickhead

There’s far too much ugly in that picture…
nice pic of sarah. you would almost forget that she has a huge nose like a freggle
Master Parker needs the NY Times to continue her efforts of saving the world, one bad movie at a time.
I can only imagine the colossal dumps Barbra must be dropping that would make her apologize to the porcelain gods before the deed is done.
I am a big fan of SJP..I think she is very classy, and beutiful in her own way…
….you must be referring to hideously ugly way
I would pay good money ($1.50) to see these two sword fight with their noses!