Roseanne Barr is ornery
Roseanne Barr
And now a very special Christmas message from Roseanne Barr (posted on her blog RoseanneWorld.com on Christmas day):
Happy birthday Jesus!
hope you like the gift we got you: war, hatred, christian inquisition, muslim holy war and jewish jihad, mass materialism, poisoning the planet, locking every one up and letting working class people go broke and move to tent cities, starvation, and more billionaires than ever, and the pope forgiving child molesters, and screwing their victims out of settlement money! Just what you wished for right? Great, we thought so!!! enjoy our gifts in good health! (Source)
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?!? Now I know it wasn’t the Grinch that stole Christmas–it was Grimace! But seriously, I’m sure the only reason Roseanne was so upset was because her blood sugar was low . . . which tends to happen when she doesn’t have a delicious pumpkin pie in one hand and an IV full of glucose in the other.
She and Tom Arnold started that “Poor white trash with money” phrase.
Stick with your strengths- eat something.
black is slimming but damn
She has a big point.
It’s hard not to sound ornery when you describe the reality of everything. I recently came off the same way when I didn’t respond, “Congratulations to the happy couple!” upon hearing of a cousin’s pregnancy. Too many people in the world as it is, destroying the planet and each other. Kids are nothing but the result of a vain desire to see a 50/50 mashup of you and your S.O. If you want kids for the right reason, adopt. I digress.
I’m with Roseane! She’s just speaking the truth.
Every person with an acting credit or a recording contract fancies himself an expert on politics, economics, religion, etc., etc. Yeah, there are people getting “locked up” for no reason all over the U.S.A. Quick, Roseanne, name three that you personally know. Where on earth is a “Christian inquisition” now taking place? And if know-nothings like he are truly concerned with the planet, here’s a little exercise she - and others who think like her - can try: stop exhaling for the next four hours. Go on … I DARE YOU!
Sorry, gotta go with Rosey on this one–hope you had a happy birthday anyway, Jesus!
I have to side with Rosey … although it isn’t about sides. It’s about fixing what is wrong. We can start with the criminals running our country.
LOL!!! Now I go DUCK! Humans can be such nasty creatures
Yeah yeah, you hate Christians. I got it.
This useless, unfunny bitch just needs to die already. I like her about as well as my hemmoroids.
On the one hand, I think Roseanne should shut up. She is really annoying… profoundly annoying. On the other hand, I think she definitely has a point, except for the “Jewish jihad” thing. That doesn’t make any sense on so many levels I don’t even know where to start…
But the most shocking/disturbing thing to me was people’s comments in response to the post. So much anger and hostility, and so many extremely un-Christian remarks, such as, “This useless, unfunny bitch just needs to die already. I like her about as well as my hemmoroids.”
Wow. I’m not a Christian at all (though I was raised Catholic) but this kind of statement speaks to Roseanne’s point in a major way. I hope those of you who posted such inflammatory comments don’t fancy themselves Christians… if you do, you have some serious thinking to do.