Jessica Alba snubs 8-year-old

Jessica Alba on the set of An Invisible Sign of my Own in New York (11/14)

Jessica Alba totally snubbed an 8-year-old kid on the set of her new film An Invisible Sign of My Own. From Latina.com:

According to a fan, the Latina bombshell was quite rude when he approached her to ask for a photograph for his young nephew.

“I happened to see her right near my house, so I took my 8 year old nephew to see her (he is a big fan of Fantastic 4). I brought my camera with me and went over to her and asked if he could have a picture with her. She looked at me, looked down at my nephew and turned away from us. She then said, ‘No, I do not allow my photo taken.’ Needless to say my nephew was heartbroken.” (Source)

There’s a reason Jessica doesn’t like her photo taken: it means she might have to smile. Five years from now when that kid learns the wondrous joys of hand lotion, scented candles, and self-asphyxiation, I hope Jessica doesn’t expect to be his object of affection. Because after this traumatic experience, he’s more likely to fantasize about Clay Aiken, Lance Bass, or microwaving kittens.

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Brooke Burke in Malibu (Feb. 2007)

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce is final

Madonna and Guy Ritchie finalized their divorce today at a court in London. The two were granted a so-called “quickie divorce.” Madonna listed the reason for the split as Guy’s “continuing unreasonable behavior.” Whatever bitch. You want to know what’s unreasonable? Five hour workouts every day. Muscles aren’t supposed to develop muscles. You want to know what else is unreasonable? Level Five on Contra. Seriously, how do you beat it without the spread gun?

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Ashlee Simpson leaving Hamasaku restaurant in West Hollywood (10/17)

Ashlee Simpson had her baby last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Yup, they named their kid after the kid from the Jungle Book. Gee, I don’t see that kid developing any emotional problems at all. Thanks Mom and Dad! From their rep:

“Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” (Source)

You know what this means? Jessica Simpson is now an aunt. God I hope Ashlee and Pete don’t leave her alone with the baby. “Momma always used to wash me in the sink so I figgered the dishwasher’d be twice as fast. Get off my back! I didn’t mean to kill yer baby!”

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AnnaLynne McCord nip slip! (Long Beach - 11/20)

Here’s the first official nip slip from the set of the new 90210. And you can say I’m more than a little disappointed. I had my fingers crossed that it was gonna be Rob Estes. *swoon*

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Kelly Osbourne leaving a Rite-Aid in L.A. (11/19)

+ Shitty Aubrey O’Day upskirt picture [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Denise Milani is, ahem, stacked [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Blake Lively has that just effed look [Bastardly]
+ In case you missed it: Karolina Kurkova is a freak [Egotastic!]
+ Tricia Helfer is beautiful sorta [Popoholic]
+ The worst celebrity couple of 2008 is . . . [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Rihanna has a new dumb tattoo [Dlisted]
+ Adriana Lima is definitely one of the better women to resemble [College Humor]
+ Lara Flynn Boyle might weigh 90 pounds [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Selena Gomez is probably talking shit about Taylor Swift [Lossip]

+ Megan Fox and that douche she’s dating are planning their wedding [Yeeeah!]
+ Lenny Kravitz’s NYC sex pad [CityRag]
+ It’s an all-out war between Brangelina and Jen [popbytes]
+ Cindy McCain’s mystery lover revealed as a used-car salesman [Gabby Babble]

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Greek model and actress Julia Alexandratou

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Katie Price launching her new lingerie line at Asda Living Store in Essex, England (11/20)

+ Madonna looks like an idiot [Just Jared]

+ Bianca Gascoigne gets naked for Nuts [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Are Alright [Egotastic!]
+ Holly Madison is slowly turning homeless [F-Listed]
+ Another Paris Hilton upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Kelly Brook in a bikini and looking super sexy in J magazine [Popoholic]
+ Elizabeth Banks is rather sexy [Holy Taco]
+ Top 10 Hookup Websites [Ask Men]
+ Jay-Z and Beyonce made $162 million last year [Bossip]
+ Video of Pam Anderson dancing nude for Hugh Hefner (NSFW) [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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