Poor Karolina Kurkova
Karolina Kurkova at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (11/2007)
She’s gonna be alone today because guys are afraid of her. The Victoria’s Secret Angel told the New York Daily News:
“Guys are intimidated by me because I’m loud and I’m tall. And I’m not afraid to talk about things. So they’re like, m’Uh, I don’t think so.’ I’m waiting for a guy to take me to do something super-crazy that I’d never expect, like bungee jumping. Dinner is nice, but everyone does that. I’d really like something unexpected.” (Source)
I can think of something “unexpected” I’d like to give Karolina for Valentine’s Day . . . an unwanted pregnancy! — I swear I didn’t know there were holes in the condom. Now if she REALLY wanted to do something “super-crazy” and outrageous, I’d be happy to watch her try and spell at a first grade level. You can’t imagine what an absolute turn on it is to watch a supermodel try and spell “tree” until you’ve tried it. Yes, I’m sick.
Alls she gotta do is swallow.
There is a difference between “intimidated” and “annoyed” or “repulsed” by your personality. Keep telling yourself sweetheart that men are afraid of you, lol.
I’m gonna be alone today TOO because gals are afraid of me(OK, more like disgusted than afraid)! I’m glad that I have some similarity with a VS model!
Happy Valentine’s Day Ugliest Guy.
Happy Valentine’s Day to you too Nick’s Stalker. Chocs and plenty of meds just for you!
She’s dumb as a brick but that doesn’t make me feel better. *sigh*
and how do you know she’s dumb? she may be smart for all we know
Because she’s a mouth breather, amy.
hahahaha, yeah, take me bungee jumping. Oh, but first, have a billion dollars and look Brad Pitt.
Puhlease!
Maybe her status as famous supermodel make no guys dare to get close with her.
Nick, that’s not fair. It’s difficult to spell “tree” because the second “e” is silent!