Piven struck out

Jeremy Piven is horny
Jeremy Piven leaving Butter nightclub in New York (3/4)

Someone needs to remind Jeremy Piven he has a girlfriend. Though the actor is supposedly dating model Lillian Grant, he spent all Monday night hitting on women at New York’s Twelve21 nightclub. An eyewitness told the New York Post:

“[Jeremy] collected a lot of numbers. Later that night, he was texting two different models he picked up separately, telling each, ‘Come meet me.’ He had no clue they knew each other and were laughing about the identical messages.” (Source)

I guess that article I wrote on Tuesday about the Jeremy running to the ATM to get hooker money doesn’t sound so far fetched now does it? I do feel sorry for him though — getting shot down by models has to be tough. Of course, I have no idea what that’s like since they never say “no” to me . . . unconsciousness tends to have that effect on women. Fun fact of the day: Did you know that 6 runway models can fit into the trunk of a Dodge Neon?

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2 Comments on “Piven struck out”

  1. Just Saying

    Needs remedial Pimp Class.

  2. John

    Looking for blow n’ ho’s

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