IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
You may have heard earlier this week about Paula Abdul breaking her nose after she supposedly “tripped” over her pet chihuahua, Tulip. Abdul told reporters: “It hurt so bad . . . I fractured my toe, as well.” A source told the New York Post that Paula is basically lying her ass off:
“Paula did not break her nose. She had pitched a fit, threw something into a mirror or glass object, and a shard of glass struck her in the face, which explains why Paula’s nose didn’t seem swollen,” said our spy. A rep for Abdul termed the account “absolutely, categorically untrue.” (Source)
When they say Abdul’s “fans” were perplexed, which fans are they referring to? A Paula Abdul fan is about as hard to find as a woman’s g-spot … for some guys that is. But certainly not me, he he he. No way. Nope … What? Don’t look at me like that … fine, I’m lying. I’m a virgin. Happy now? Dick.
By the way, don’t laugh about Paula’s chihuahua excuse. Those little suckers can be EXTREMELY dangerous–especially this guy:
that is so gonna give me nightmares
thats a ugly ass dog.
And that’s AFTER make-up!
Oh….you meant the chihuahua.