Paris Hilton’s opening a club in Las Vegas

Paris is opening a club in Vegas
Paris opening a club in Vegas

Paris Hilton is opening a club in Las Vegas . . . which is code for: someone wants to open up a new club in Las Vegas and pay Paris Hilton to use her name. The heirhead told In Touch Weekly:

“I’m in talks right now. I think I found a really good space.” Paris should have no trouble getting people to line up. “The Vegas crowds love her,” says a Las Vegas nightlife insider. “It’s a mob scene every time she arrives.” And while the heiress is coy about the details, she already has a name. “But I can’t tell anyone,” she says. “It’s not trademarked yet!”

This may be the first time in her life Paris has opened something up that wasn’t her mouth, legs, or sphincter. If Paris needs a catchy name for her nightclub, might I suggest the following: “The Stinky Hole,” “Infection,” or “Swallows.” If you think about it though, opening a club in Vegas is a perfect fit for Paris since every night she’ll have her choice of over 150,000 hotel rooms to wake up next to a strange guy in.

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7 Comments on “Paris Hilton’s opening a club in Las Vegas”

  1. Brad

    Heyy, it won’t be one night in paris. it’ll be every night in paris.

  2. Lara

    I think Paris flirts more with guys than actually going to bed with them. She says she’s only slept with four guys….her comment about the wrinkly old man was great.

  3. Calamity Jane

    Lara, what she actually said is that she divides “her number” by four.

  4. Paris Herpes

    The girl is a total cock tease, but she’s probably slept with more than 4 guys. I think a more subtle name would suit the club better, like Valtrex or The Wonk!

  5. curt

    she can suck my dick anytime

  6. carl

    I think i got crabs only for watch her

  7. Mark

    I’ve got a name for her! How about the “Fishbox”

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