Paris Hilton’s best friend search is not going well
Paris Hilton in London, England (4/11)
Gee what a shock, the search for Paris Hilton’s new best friend is not going well. The New York Post says:
Paris Hilton’s new reality show should be called “I Want To Be Paris Hilton” . Heirhead wannabes lined up Tuesday at Nikki Beach in New York for Hilton’s new MTV reality series, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” and it wasn’t pretty. “It looked like Barbie threw up in there,” said our spy. “All the girls looked like versions of Donatella Versace. They all had bleached blond hair, too-dark tans and were wearing tight, shiny dresses. All the guys that were there were gay. The whole thing was so bizarre.” (Source)
It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that so many vapid/plastic/no talents decided to show up to audition to be Paris’ new best friend since that’s exactly what her old best friend was like. The simple truth is that if you really want to be Paris’ best friend and hang out with her everywhere she goes, you need to be one of three things: 1. A mirror, 2. A bottle of Valtrex, or 3. Vibrating.
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Goodness! She almost 30 years-old. No best friend YET? Paris really has trouble acting her age. She is well on her way to becoming one of those 40 year-old washed up no-talents that still shops at Forever21 or Hot Topic.
If she tries to sing again we’re sending her ass back to jail.
Vote for me so she’ll have at least one ugly friend!
Too obvious?
wtf?
He Ex-best friend is a coke fiend, her other ex-best friend likes to be urinated on. Was Mtv expecting Natalie Portman or Ellen Page to show up? Too bad they’re not casting “I dicked Paris with no condom,” because that would have some legs.
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really thought the jail incident was going to change her but I guess not. What a bimbo.
The show is a joke. A real friend will allow u to be your self… Girls have a mind of your own. Her casting friends are very rude.
I actually want to throw F bombs that are off the chart when it comes to the show. I can’t believe I wasted and hour watching it. You think with all the money she has that there would be better things to do than this. If you are bored get a hobby that matters. I would rough that B!#$% up if she tried to give me advice on how to look and act. These people are a bunch of looser followers that need to be walked around on a leash. Who would let someone call them their puppet or doll on a shelf. When you lower yourself to snitch on others just to be friends with a snatch you are then just a waste of space in life. Lets be real and at least say you are doing the show to get your 15 minutes, it would sound way more cool than being best friends with Paris. She is all about defining what a friend is….A friend is someone you charish inside and out no matter how you look. Her show should have been my new fake image of a BFF. They should have put her in general population while in jail.