It’s getting serious
Paris Hilton’s parents (No, really)
It’s getting serious between Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. The two have already introduced their parents to each other. Paris’ mom Kathy (that charmer above) told In Touch:
“I have met Benji’s mother, Robin, and she is very nice . . . We were all cleaning the kitchen together after the (Memorial Day) barbecue, and Paris helped . . . I think [Benji] sees the real Paris.”
Kathy Hilton is obviously off her meds. With her daughter’s fake hair extensions, colored contacts, nose job, and hair coloring, it’s hard to believe that anyone could “see the real Paris.” Benji getting to know Paris deep down inside* is about as likely as a dyslexic solving a rubic’s cube in the dark — neither is going to get accomplished without a lot of luck and cramped fingers.
*Also getting to know Paris deep down inside: 34,752 male (and 17 female) residents of Los Angeles and that broken shop vac she keeps under her bed.
INVITEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I always wondered where Paris learned her sophisticated well-bread manners from. This picture says it all. I sure wish I had one of my mom doing this to my dad for the family album. So classy I want to cry.
The STD doesn’t fall far from the tree.
hey enough of that tongue. that’s what helped bring Paris into this world. we don’t need more