Paris Hilton is vain
In addition to the birthday party she threw for herself in Las Vegas two weeks ago, Paris Hilton had a bash at her L.A. home last weekend. Normally I could care less about this–what interests me is what one guest revealed to the Daily News about Hilton’s home decor:
“Her house is crazy. She has a stripper pole in her living room and pictures of herself everywhere - big black-and-white blowups, and her covers all framed on the wall.” (Source)
Yep, this is pretty much how I’ve always pictured Paris Hilton’s house. Well except the stripper pole. Even I didn’t think she was that big of a slut. She’s like the Rosa Parks of whores, breaking down seemingly insurmountable barriers … BTW, I guarantee that joke went over Paris’ head. She probably thinks Rosa Parks is one of the few sexually transmitted diseases she doesn’t have.
More of uber-whore after the jump…
It’s a case of too much money and too little brains.
That photo needs a caption! C’mon you creative, snarky people, step up.