Paris Hilton is literally retarded
Paris Hilton was busted last night for driving with a suspended license. Though Paris wasn’t taken into custody, her $200,000 Bentley Continental GTC was impounded. The socialite was pulled over outside a West Hollywood Virgin Megastore for speeding and driving without her headlights on around 11pm. According to Paris’ spokesman, Elliot Mintz, she didn’t know her headlights weren’t on because she had just left a brightly lit parking structure. And of course, the suspended license part wasn’t her fault either:
“When she called me, she asked if her license was suspended,” Mintz said early Wednesday. “If that’s the case, she and I are unaware of it.” The 26-year-old starlet was picked up by a friend and taken home after the incident. (Source)
Don’t be too hard on Paris for forgetting to turn on her headlights, she’s probably still a bit jetlagged from her TRIP TO THE SUN
UPDATE: TMZ is saying that the arrest violated Paris’ probation and that she could spend as much as 90 days in jail as a result. Dear God, remember that prayer last night about my Grandpa’s cancer and how I said it would be the last thing I ever bothered you about? Well I have one more small little favor to ask…
INVITEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WILL PRAY ALSO !!!
So Nicole Ritchie might goto Jail , Paris might go to Jail . I see the next Simple Life following them is jail . Hopefully live so when so big butch inmate shanks them it’s sshown live and uncut. Unlike the person who gets shanked will be dead and cut.
Paris Hilton is retarded? Tell us something we don’t know… like Victoria Beckham was Posh Spice!
No, I’m kidding. That “trip to the sun” thing was hilarious as always.
If you all think they are going to do time I have bridge for sale in China. Its a great deal for the super low price of $20m. China is a emerging market that needs bridges. Mine is made out of stone is going to last forever. You can have all that for ridiculously low price of $20m or obo.