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Paris lost her inheritance
Paris Hilton inheritance slashed

Barron Hilton announced today that he’s donating 97% of his fortune to charity. In other words, Paris Hilton just lost tens of millions of dollars. In a statement to Fortune magazine, the Hilton family patriarch said:

“My personal net worth today, including created trusts, is approximately $2.3 billion, and what ever value it is upon my passing, it is my intent to contribute 97% of my estate to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, following in my father’s footsteps.”

What’s that? . . . Could it possibly be? . . . Is that just a *hint* of empathy for Paris I’m feeling deep in my stomach. It’s either that or the burrito I found behind the sink I ate for lunch. Anyways, back to my original point: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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15 Comments on “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”

  1. Superevil

    If it weren’t for these pictures I’d have the biggest boner in the history of boners after hearing the news.

  2. harry flashman

    you twit - her money comes from her personal trust fund which he cant give away even if he wants too.

  3. ubu49

    All well and good, but that still leaves nearly $77,000,000, and, depending on how disgusted he really is with his family/Paris, one of the ways to escape estate taxes is to make the heirs “employees” or “administrators” of the Foundation…
    for which they would draw an annual salary.

  4. john

    Ummmm…..not to rain on your parade or anything, but 3% of 2.3 billion is still like $69 million, thats not exactly chump change

  5. Big John

    $69M is still a decent sum, even at 5% of tax-free growth per yr (what a tax-exempt muni bond would earn) it could grow even more. That’s not even taking into consideration assets that Rick & Kathy already have (in addition to their kids), plus other family members, etc. Lastly, Barron is 80 yrs old, he could live another 20 yrs before this even takes effect, by then Paris could be running the very Foundation where the money is headed.

  6. Paris is a very good girl, I think that it doesn’t matter that his father wants to contribute with that 97%. I think that paris can get a lot of fortune too if she wants.

  7. Mythos

    Like she is going to care much… of course, millions are millions, but she got her own way to make money, and she is going to marry some rich boy and waste his money….

  8. Corzaa

    You must all be forgetting the money she makes for herself with all her stupid products and add campaigns and other dumb shit like that.

  9. WFGARA

    True she isn’t going to get the whole wad but $69 million can still
    make more if invested properly and it can also sponser other products,
    etc, etc, etc… She won’t be hurting for $$$ when all is said and
    done, AND THAT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!

  10. ZZ Top

    As if this matters: 1. He aint giving it all away. 2. Paris has found plenty of ways to make her own scratch, or do I mean make others itch? 3. The guy is over 80, this is just begging for a competency hearing or a long drawn out legal battle after his death regarding his ability to make such a decision. 4. This is only his own personal wealth, it has nothing to do with the family business, and no i dont mean their straight to DVD business.

  11. JD

    I hope there’s enough money left over to buy the tramp underwear.

  12. The wise old man

    uhh… this is just a way for him to escape inheritance tax….

  13. yes

    maybe he wants to teach them a lesson that they wont be handed anything, 97% is a lot to give away but then again she’s still gonna get a lot

    its okay to give ur child nice things but they still need to know the basics of survival like everyone else

  14. i heart spam

    team grandfather!

  15. Well it’s not that funny, Paris might have just lost a tonload of money but she’s quite succesful apart from being dumb so she rakes in her own income anyway, we can’t say she’s been left with nothing that dumb b**** sells any old crap with her name on it. Now her sister has probably taken a bigger blow ’cause she´s good for nothing, lets see if she ends up making a porno like Paris, then I´ll be laughing….

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