Paris Hilton tries to buy puppy, Paris Hilton fails
Paris Hilton at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas (6/7)
You know how sometimes when you’re in the checkout line at the store, a candy bar catches your eye and you impulsively buy it. Paris Hilton makes impulse buys like that, too, only replace “candy bar” with “puppy.” The New York Post says:
The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and “wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter.” Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went “ballistic,” we’re told. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” - but to no avail. The store had no comment. (Source)
Does the government give the Medal of Honor to Pet Store employees? If not, they should make an exception in this case. About the only thing Paris neglects more than the puppies she owns are the instructions on condom rappers. If Paris really wants to help a whining, pathetic, caged animal in its time of need, maybe she should start with Nick Hogan.
[WENN]
That clerk should get the NOBEL for that! GREAT WORK!
Medal of Honor for Pet Store employees? Funny shit, Nick.
common sense is making a comeback thank goodness
If the 2 million puppies she has now won’t make us like her, one more won’t do the trick, either. Trust.
I had to laugh when I read paris’s whine. This woman barely acknowledges she still has Tinkerbell her four year Chihuahua, and the gobs of other dogs she keeps as accessories, and this woman wants to have a baby? Give me a break I’d like to personally find that pet store and thank them for not giving this irresponsible pantyless herpes carrying whore another defenseless creature to neglect.
<– People easier to buy?