Paris has a new boyfriend
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden leaving Fred Segal (2/25)
Paris Hilton is now dating Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden. Madden just split up with longtime girlfriend Sophie Monk two weeks ago. Of course Madden’s brother Joel is dating/impregnating Paris’ best friend Nicole Richie. Us Weekly says:
On Sunday, Hilton and Madden turned heads again, snuggling and whispering into each other’s ears at Beverly Hills’ Polo Lounge as the Oscar telecast played on a giant flat screen in the background.
“It was as if the Academy Awards were not on,” an onlooker says of the lovebirds, who didn’t bother to watch. “They clearly didn’t care!” (Source)
If you don’t think Paris is getting knocked up in the next year from this guy, you’re high. Pregnancy = attention. Paris needs attention like Rosie O’Donnell needs food — she can never have enough. Which brings me to my larger point: Could you imagine how insufferable Paris Hilton’s kid would be? Abortion is legal before the tenth birthday, right?
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“It was as if the Academy Awards were not on,” an onlooker says of the lovebirds, who didn’t bother to watch. “They clearly didn’t care!”
Of course they wouldn’t care, it’s not like either of them do anything even remotely award worthy.
So Joel Madden dated Hillary Duff and now he’s with Nicole Richie (I have to thank google for the Duff info). Now Benji is allegedly dating The Blonde Stick-like Thing Whose Name I Never Say.
It’s not like Good Charlotte ever had any punk cred before but clearly they’ve lost any chance at ever getting it. I guess now they can form a “Power Poseur-Punk” tour with Blink-182 this summer (sponsored by Hollister, Hot Topic and Diesel!).