The parents approve
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden out and about in London (4/16)
Paris Hilton’s parents officially approve of her new boyfriend Benji Madden. Paris’ dad loves him “like family already” while her mom thinks the two are headed for the altar. She told Robin Leach over at the Vegas Luxe Life blog:
“This has honestly become the real thing. It’s a great love match, and I have a funny feeling it’s going to go all the way, and we’ve already given it our approval. Their life has never been better. We agree with Paris that he is an amazing guy… He’s changed her life, and I really think she’s genuinely in love for the first time.” (Source)
What’s Kathy talking about? Paris has been in love for the past 20 years . . . with herself. The affair started when Paris was just seven and she passed her first department store mirror. The smile, the charm, the beginnings of a wonkey eye, it was love at first sight, the stuff retarded fairytales are made of. Since that magical day, the love has developed into something so strong that if Paris could date a clone of herself, she would. And, really, who can blame her? If I could date a clone of my kickass self, I totally would. Actually I take that back. No way I could handle that length.
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