Pam Anderson not married yet
Numerous gossip outlets are reporting that Pamela Anderson married slimeball Rick Salomon in Vegas over the weekend. Not quite. Though Anderson and Salomon applied for a marriage license on Saturday, the couple returned to L.A. later that night without tying the knot. Norm Clarke of the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports:
Keep in mind that the Marriage license move could be another Hollywood publicity stunt. Anderson has been overtime on the nightclub scene to promote her show with illusionist Hans Klok, often hinting (too) broadly that she and Klok have something going. Skeptics aren’t ruling out that it’s all a publicity illusion.
The engagement came days after Anderson attempted to play down a Page Six report that her friends are concerned about her recent hard partying in Sin City. Noting that Anderson has Hepatitis C, Page Six said the “increasingly haggard pin-up has gotten even wilder now that she’s hanging with [Salomon].” (Source)
You probably know Salomon better as the costar of the Paris Hilton sex tape . . . or if your name is Paris Hilton, you know Salomon better as #4,632. Once you reach a certain level of whore in life, it’s a lot easier to start remembering guys by number. My mom told me that.



WTF Pam! I guess since Joe Francis is on lock-down and K-Feds kinda busy learning how to spell CUSTODY, Rick was the only one left. How about Beavis AND Butthead?
I ain’t sayin he’s a Gold Diggah…
Why would he want “to boldly go where so many have been before”?